A ring of salt won't save you now.

regular person: have you seen that episode where-
me: i've seen all the episodes

fetchunicorn:

change the source and i’ll set army of cats on you xoxo

Omg did some borderline stalker freak on twitter just say ‘they gona make you fat!!!’ at me after I said ‘yay McDonalds’? No. Just no. I can’t get fat you absolute moron. Overreacting but I’m in a bad mood and to even assume that I would get fat is just an insult.